SPIRITUALLY AWARE. CONSISTENTLY ANNOYED.
For people who’ve done the work… and still see the chaos
OG Cosmically Annoyed Line
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 38.10 | 40.60 | 43.10 | 45.70 | 48.20 |
| Length, cm | 69.80 | 71.00 | 72.30 | 73.60 | 74.90 |
For the babe who is constantly shaking her head at the world. A high-quality print of this slim fit tank-top will turn heads. Bystanders won't be disappointed - the racerback cut looks good on any woman's shoulders.
.: Made with extra light fabric (60% combed, ring-spun cotton and 40% polyester: 4 oz/yd² (135 g/m²)) this racerback tank is supremely lightweight and an excellent choice for the active lifestyle.
.: The classic fit along make the tank a comfortable choice under high performance while the scooped neckline brings a sporty touch to the whole outfit.
.: For a completely scratch-free experience, all tanks come with a tear-away label for unhindered performance on a daily basis.
.: Neck label print area is decorated with Direct-to-Film (DTF) or Direct-to-garment (DTG) methods.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This cozy hoodie is perfect for that babe who is shaking her head at the world. Soft, medium-heavy fleece wraps you in warmth while the double-lined hood and color-matched drawcord give it a tidy, durable finish. The design mixes moody celestial elements (sun, moon, stars, smoky nebulae) with playful attitude, so it reads like wearable art for anyone who loves witchy, retro, or spacey vibes. Slide it on for late-night stargazing, vinyl-listening sessions, or when you want to make a cheeky statement on a cool-weather walk. The kangaroo pocket keeps hands warm and the tear-away label keeps the fit itch-free, so the comfort matches the personality.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy fleece (8 oz/yd²) for warmth and softness
- Tubular knit without side seams for a clean, durable silhouette
- Double-lined hood with matching drawcord and kangaroo pouch pocket
- DTG/DTF prints for vibrant, long-lasting artwork; embroidery options available
- Tear-away label, compliant dyes/materials, and ethically sourced cotton components
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
For the babe who is always shaking her head at the world. A 100% cotton tote bag is the champion of durability, sustainability, and style. You can print your stunning designs on both sides of this bag in beautiful quality that'll last for years to come.
.: Material: 6 oz/yd², 100% natural cotton canvas fabric
.: One size: 15" x 16" (38.1cm x 40.6cm)
.: Convenient self-fabric handles
.: Double-sided print
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 |
| Length, cm | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 |
| Sleeve length, cm | 22.61 | 23.37 | 24.13 | 24.64 | 25.40 | 26.42 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |
For the babe who is always shaking her head at the world. This is a classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee that fits like a well-loved favourite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time, and dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.
.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this tee is a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that's breathable and easy to layer. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 40.60 | 42.50 | 45.10 | 47.60 | 50.20 |
| Length, cm | 66.70 | 67.90 | 69.50 | 71.10 | 72.70 |
| Sleeve length, cm | 12.80 | 13.40 | 14.00 | 14.60 | 15.20 |
For the babe who is always shaking her head at the world. Made to feel like a well-loved favorite, these tees come with a feminine fit that is as stylish as it is comfy. The ribbed knitting makes the collar highly elastic while the twill tape on the shoulder seams stabilizes the back of the shirt and prevents stretching.
.: 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Slim fit with longer body length
.: Tear away label
.: Runs smaller than usual
For the babe who is always shaking her head at the world. They come in one size: 11oz (0.33l), perfect for a morning cup of joe. The print's scratch-resistant finish will keep the mug looking good for years. Choose any (or both) of the two accent colours and start designing.
.: Material: 100% ceramic
.: One size: 11 oz (0.33 l)
.: Scratch-resistant finish
.: C-shaped easy-grip handle
.: Two accent colours to pick from
.: Microwave and dishwasher safe
Spell Jars
Hand-crafted specifically for those wishing to call success into their life, this Spell Jar is the perfect addition to your rituals. Carefully chosen elements of nature tied to achievement and happiness are included, and potent, focused energy has been intentionally imbued to help open a clear portal of energy between you and Divine Purpose. Limited Stock Available.
Hand-crafted specifically for those deepening their connection with Spirit, this Spell Jar is the perfect addition to your rituals. Carefully chosen elements of nature tied to Divine Connection are included, and potent, focused energy has been intentionally imbued to help open a clear portal of communication between you and the Spirit Realm. Limited Stock Available.
Hand-crafted specifically for those wishing to call protection into their life, this Spell Jar is the perfect addition to your rituals. Carefully chosen elements of nature tied to Warding are included, and potent, focused energy has been intentionally imbued to help open a clear portal of energy between you and Divine Defense. Limited Stock Available.
Hand-crafted specifically for those wishing to call prosperity into their life, this Spell Jar is the perfect addition to your rituals. Carefully chosen elements of nature tied to Abundance are included, and potent, focused energy has been intentionally imbued to help open a clear portal of energy between you and Divine Inheritance. Limited Stock Available.
Hand-crafted specifically for those wishing to call love into their life, this Spell Jar is the perfect addition to your rituals. Carefully chosen elements of nature tied to affection and partnership are included, and potent, focused energy has been intentionally imbued to help open a clear portal of energy between you and Divine Union. Limited Stock Available.
Fuck Your Love and Light Line
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 38.10 | 40.60 | 43.10 | 45.70 | 48.20 |
| Length, cm | 69.80 | 71.00 | 72.30 | 73.60 | 74.90 |
For the babe who's tired of love and light spirituality. A high-quality print of this slim fit tank-top will turn heads. Bystanders won't be disappointed - the racerback cut looks good on any woman's shoulders.
.: Made with extra light fabric (60% combed, ring-spun cotton and 40% polyester: 4 oz/yd² (135 g/m²)) this racerback tank is supremely lightweight and an excellent choice for the active lifestyle.
.: The classic fit along make the tank a comfortable choice under high performance while the scooped neckline brings a sporty touch to the whole outfit.
.: For a completely scratch-free experience, all tanks come with a tear-away label for unhindered performance on a daily basis.
.: Neck label print area is decorated with Direct-to-Film (DTF) or Direct-to-garment (DTG) methods.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Width, cm | 51.00 | 56.00 | 61.00 | 66.00 | 71.10 | 76.00 |
| Length, cm | 69.00 | 71.00 | 74.00 | 76.00 | 79.00 | 81.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, cm | 85.09 | 87.63 | 90.17 | 92.71 | 95.25 | 97.79 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |
For the babe who's tired of love and light spirituality. This cozy hoodie carries attitude in soft, wearable form. A medium-heavy blend gives it warmth without bulk, the double-lined hood and color-matched drawcord add tidy, durable details, and the roomy kangaroo pocket keeps hands warm between adventures. On the front a small embroidered emblem settles over the heart, while the back bursts with a vivid, hand-lettered design that reads with bold, irreverent charm. It’s the kind of sweatshirt you pull on when you want comfort and a little edge — whether you’re lounging at home, heading to a late-night meet-up, or layering for a chilly city stroll.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for cozy warmth and soft handfeel
- Tubular knit without side seams for cleaner look and reduced waste
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and roomy kangaroo pocket
- Embroidered left-chest accent plus large, full-color back print (DTG/DTF printing)
- Tear-away label; complies with environmental and safety standards; adult sizes
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| Width, cm | 40.60 | 42.50 | 45.10 | 47.60 | 50.20 |
| Length, cm | 66.70 | 67.90 | 69.50 | 71.10 | 72.70 |
| Sleeve length, cm | 12.80 | 13.40 | 14.00 | 14.60 | 15.20 |
For the babe who's tired of love and light spirituality. This slim-fit tee carries attitude with hand-drawn, retro-inspired artwork that reads like a midnight declaration. Soft, lightweight cotton sits close to the body for a flattering silhouette while the colorful, swirling design pops against solid backgrounds. Wear it on late-night city walks, at small shows, or layered under a jacket to let the graphic do the talking — it’s for people who prefer bold honesty over polite small talk. The longer body length and ribbed collar keep the shape steady through wear, and the tear-away label keeps comfort uncrowded. Runs slightly small; consult sizing if you’re between sizes.
Product features
- 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton for solid colors (heathers blended)
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd²) with slim, longer-body fit
- Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and stability
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort
- Runs smaller than usual — consider sizing up
Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 6004, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Width, cm | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 |
| Length, cm | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 |
| Sleeve length, cm | 22.61 | 23.37 | 24.13 | 24.64 | 25.40 | 26.42 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |
For the babe who is tired of soft girl spirituality. A soft, lightweight tee with a bold, vintage-inspired graphic that speaks straight to the moodier side of self-expression. The shirt’s front art frames swirling, cosmic lettering and rich, jewel-toned clouds that read like a late-night postcard — wry, defiant, and oddly poetic. Wear it when you want your outfit to do the talking: layered under a denim jacket for an evening out, thrown on after a long day to sharpen your edge, or paired with relaxed jeans for a weekend coffee run. The fabric drapes easily and breathes, letting the colourful print sit cleanly against the chest without feeling stiff. It’s made to move with you, hold its shape, and keep the colours vivid wash after wash.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (lightweight 142 g/m²) for breathable, soft feel
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Side seams for improved fit and structural support
- Prints applied via DTF/DTG methods for crisp, vibrant artwork
- Tear-away label, REACH certified, ethically manufactured (Bella+Canvas)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
| 15" x 16" | |
|---|---|
| Width, cm | 38.10 |
| Height, cm | 40.60 |
| Thickness, cm | 1.00 |
| Handle drop, cm | 24.13 |
| Handle length, cm | 52.07 |
| Handle width, cm | 3.20 |
For the babe who's tired of love and light spirituality. This natural cotton canvas tote carries a bold, witchy energy. A rich, hand-illustrated patch sits at its centre—swirling galaxies, a crescent moon, and a confident figure framed by smoky purple clouds—bringing attitude and colour to everyday errands. The fabric’s soft, natural tone lets the vibrant print pop while staying grounded and easy to style. It’s the kind of bag you sling over your shoulder on market mornings, ritual nights, or whenever you want your accessories to speak with a little sass and lunar charm.
Product features
- 100% natural 6 oz cotton canvas
- Bright, high-resolution double-sided print
- One size — 15" x 16" (38.1 x 40.6 cm)
- Self-fabric shoulder handles for comfortable carry
- Durable construction for daily use
Care instructions
- Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: S&S Bags 42795, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
For the babe who's tired of love and light spirituality. This 11 oz ceramic accent mug brings bold colour and a cheeky cosmic vibe to your morning ritual. Deep blacks and saturated purples pop against the glossy white body, framed by a vibrant ORCA-coated print that resists scratches and keeps the artwork vivid wash after wash. The C-shaped handle feels natural in hand for slow sips or quick refills, and the microwave- and dishwasher-safe finish makes daily use effortless. Choose an accent colour to match your kitchen or mood — a small, outspoken piece that adds personality to coffee breaks, tarot mornings, late-night journaling, or cozy catch-ups with friends.
Product features
- 11 oz (0.33 l) 100% ceramic body
- ORCA coating for brighter, longer-lasting print
- Dishwasher- and microwave-safe finish
- Scratch-resistant surface with vibrant, crisp colours
- Comfortable C-shaped handle; two accent colours available
Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: ORCA Coatings, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
Witch, Please Line
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 38.10 | 40.60 | 43.10 | 45.70 | 48.20 |
| Length, cm | 69.80 | 71.00 | 72.30 | 73.60 | 74.90 |
For the babe who loves to give the side eye. A high-quality print of this slim fit tank-top will turn heads. Bystanders won't be disappointed - the racerback cut looks good on any woman's shoulders.
.: Made with extra light fabric (60% combed, ring-spun cotton and 40% polyester: 4 oz/yd² (135 g/m²)) this racerback tank is supremely lightweight and an excellent choice for the active lifestyle.
.: The classic fit along make the tank a comfortable choice under high performance while the scooped neckline brings a sporty touch to the whole outfit.
.: For a completely scratch-free experience, all tanks come with a tear-away label for unhindered performance on a daily basis.
.: Neck label print area is decorated with Direct-to-Film (DTF) or Direct-to-garment (DTG) methods.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Width, cm | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 |
| Length, cm | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 |
| Sleeve length, cm | 22.61 | 23.37 | 24.13 | 24.64 | 25.40 | 26.42 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |
For the babe who loves a good side eye. A soft, breathable tee that channels playful witchy vibes into everyday wear. The lightweight Airlume cotton feels cool against the skin while the ribbed crew neck and side seams keep the silhouette clean and structured. On the front, a colorful, hand-lettered square art piece reads "Witch, Please" surrounded by swirling stars, moons, and dreamy clouds — a design that reads whimsical and a touch sassy. Wear it layered under a cardigan for crisp autumn strolls, or alone with high-waisted jeans when you want your style to do the talking. The tear-away label and stabilized shoulders prioritize comfort, so the focus stays on the design and the mood it creates: cozy, a little mysterious, and undeniably fun.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton — lightweight and breathable (Bella+Canvas 3001).
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability.
- Side seams for a structured retail fit that layers well.
- Tear-away label to minimize skin irritation; REACH certified materials.
- Vivid printed art using DTF/DTG techniques on a responsibly manufactured blank (Fair Labor Association / WRAP certified).
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 51.00 | 56.00 | 61.00 | 66.00 | 71.10 | 76.00 |
| Length, cm | 69.00 | 71.00 | 74.00 | 76.00 | 79.00 | 81.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, cm | 85.09 | 87.63 | 90.17 | 92.71 | 95.25 | 97.79 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |
Fore the babe that loves to give the side eye. Wrap yourself in a soft, warm hoodie that reads like a late-night spell: velvet-black skies, a sly witch silhouette, and playful lettering that says “Witch, Please.” The oversized back artwork pops on crisp white fabric—rich purples, deep greens, and starlit golds create an otherworldly, retro-inspired vibe. Wear it for strolls through autumn leaf piles, slow coffee runs before a moon ceremony, or cozy evenings curled up with tarot and a hot beverage. The chest patch adds a subtle nod to the design when you want to keep things low-key. It feels lived-in from the first wear—weighty, comforting, and made to carry little rituals and big moods with equal ease.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend for cozy warmth and smooth printability
- Tubular knit without side seams for a cleaner, longer-lasting shape
- Colour-matched drawcord and double-lined hood for durability and style
- Kangaroo pouch pocket and classic fit for comfortable, practical wear
- DTF/DTG printed artwork with optional embroidery placements for crisp, detailed designs
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 40.60 | 42.50 | 45.10 | 47.60 | 50.20 |
| Length, cm | 66.70 | 67.90 | 69.50 | 71.10 | 72.70 |
| Sleeve length, cm | 12.80 | 13.40 | 14.00 | 14.60 | 15.20 |
For the babe who loves to give the side eye. This slim-fit tee brings playful witchy energy to everyday wear. Soft, lightweight cotton drapes longer across the torso for a flattering silhouette, while a vibrant, hand-drawn square illustration — featuring a crescent moon, sparkling stars, roses, and the cheeky “Witch Please” lettering — sits at the chest like a little talisman. Wear it layered under a cardigan for moonlit walks, with high-waisted jeans for market days, or tucked into a skirt at tarot nights. The feel is easy and personal: quiet confidence, a wink of magic, and the comfort of a favourite shirt you reach for again and again.
Product features
- 100% airlume combed & ringspun cotton for solid colours
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd²) with a slim, longer body silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Side seams and tear-away label for structure and comfort
- Runs smaller than usual — slim fit; consider sizing up
Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
For the babe who loves to give the side eye. Carry a little witchy charm everywhere with this natural cotton canvas tote. The rich, double-sided print shows a spellbinding scene—midnight swirls, a knowing witch, and the playful lettering “Witch, Please”—framed by deep, cosmic hues that pop against the warm, natural canvas. Lightweight but sturdy, the 6 oz fabric and self-fabric handles make it easy to slip over your shoulder for market runs, bookshop trips, or a night out to a full-moon gathering. It sits comfortably with layered fall outfits and adds a touch of mystic personality to everyday errands or seasonal rituals.
Product features
- 100% natural 6 oz cotton canvas for durability
- Vibrant, high-definition prints using modern printing techniques
- One size: 15" x 16" (38.1 x 40.6 cm) — roomy but easy to carry
- Self-fabric handles for comfortable shoulder wear
- Double-sided print for bold front artwork and small back accent
Care instructions
- Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
For the babe who loves to give the side eye. Sip moonlit magic each morning with this 11 oz ceramic mug. A bold, colourful illustration wraps the surface: a confident witch framed by swirling galaxies, crescent moons, and plush violet clouds. The dark interior and handle accent the design while the ORCA coating keeps colours vivid and scratch-resistant through daily use. It sits comfortably in your hand and brightens ritual moments—whether you’re brewing coffee before a tarot reading or settling in with tea and a spellbook. Choose an accent colour to match your shelf or altar and let a little playful witchery join your everyday routine.
Product features
- 11 oz (0.33 L) ceramic mug with C-shaped easy-grip handle
- Vibrant, crisp colors using advanced printing and ORCA coating
- Dishwasher and microwave safe for everyday convenience
- Scratch-resistant finish to protect the design
- Available with two accent colour options and contrasting interior/handle
Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
Coming Soon…
The Cosmic Glitch Tarot
The Cosmic Zodiac Line
You’ve read the books.
You’ve done the shadow work.
You understand the patterns.
And somehow… it didn’t make the world any less ridiculous.
This isn’t about pretending everything is fine.
It’s about wearing the truth of where you’re actually at.
What happens when you bring two mystics, wild imaginations, and a little magick plant together? The Cosmically Annoyed brand was birthed on a winter afternoon healing session when Jodi, after an hour of trying to understand some of the madness of humanity, exclaimed to Deb, “I’m cosmically annoyed!”
Created by Jodi Cronyn of The Ninth Sphere & Deb Ashbee of The Phoenix Passage
About Cosmically Annoyed
