The Ninth Sphere Alignment
1:1 Integrative Life Guidance
This is where all the service come together to support you. Designed and customized for those who need more support and guidance as they move through healing and into alignment.
Why hire an Integrative Life Guide? This is a great option if you’re going through a big life transition, doing inner work, embarking on big shadow work or trauma healing, trying to navigate relationships, or working on a project. Perhaps you’re going through your Saturn Return (in your late 20’s or 50’s), or Uranus Opposition (mid 40’s), and need someone to help you best utilize this energy. You will have access to a skilled professional who will be your number one cheerleader and reality checkpoint to guide you through the ups and downs.
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✦ RETROGRADE SURVIVOR TEE ✦
You survived the retrograde. Barely.
For those of us who have been through the cosmic bullshit and lived to tell the tale. The Retrograde Survivor Tee is your official badge of honour for questionable decisions, unexpected plot twists, emotional archaeology, and whatever the planets decided to throw at you this time.
Featuring the iconic Cosmically Annoyed Retrograde Survivor witch, this is vintage cosmic attitude with just the right amount of I've had enough of this shit.
Wear it proudly. You survived. Probably.
🌙 PRE-ORDER / LIMITED DROP
This shirt is available by pre-order.
Orders are collected throughout the month and sent to print on the 1st of the following month. Your shirt is then produced and shipped once the print run is complete.
That means we don't mass-produce piles of shirts that nobody asked for. Each drop is made based on actual orders — better for us, better for resources, and a little more special for you.
Pre-order closes at the end of each month.
This design is part of the Cosmically Annoyed collection and may move into the Vault after its current preorder period. Future rereleases are not guaranteed.
Size Chart is in the photos
Designed, printed, and fulfilled in Canada
✦ THE TEE
100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (fabric composition varies by colour)
Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a smooth, comfortable fit
Ribbed knit collar with shoulder taping to help maintain shape
DTG printing on the body for crisp, durable colour
DTF printing available for sleeves and neck labels where applicable
OEKO-TEX® certified, ethically sourced cotton
Meets EU safety standards
2-year EU warranty
🧺 CARE
Keep your cosmic survivor looking good:
Machine wash cold, max 30°C / 90°F
Wash with similar colours
Tumble dry on low heat
Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
Do not bleach
Do not dry clean
✨ COSMICALLY ANNOYED
Astrology. Attitude. Cosmic Chaos.
Made for people who know their birth chart and know when to blame the planets.
The Eclipse Within
February 20-27, 2027
Nicaragua
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Meet Jodi!
I’m Jodi, Astrologer and Integration Alchemist, and I help people transform, embrace their power, and build a life of true meaning.
My work now lives at the intersection of Astrology, mysticism, intuition, self-discovery, and transformation. I’m interested in the deeper questions: Why are we here? What are we becoming? What patterns keep repeating? What happens when we stop fighting who we are and start learning how to work with it? And perhaps most importantly, how do we take all of the things we discover about ourselves and actually integrate them into our lives?
The Ninth Sphere is becoming a space for all of that.
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